This is the funniest political satire I’ve seen since Jib-Jab and SNL’s skewering of Sarah Palin. He butchers some of the lyrics on this version, but you’ll get the point.
July 12, 2009
Political Satire-“Obama Man”
January 20, 2009
On the inauguration of Barack Hussein Obama
I did not vote for Barack Obama and if he were running again on the same platform, I could not vote for him again. I’m glad to see that circumstance has knocked askance the ride of his team from their ideological high horse. I’m disappointed that he will doubtless use executive orders to undo what precious few restrictions on abortion in America, but glad that he’s demonstrated some pragmatic common sense about the reality of our current economic situation. And, I’m hoping that he will prove Rush Limbaugh wrong on many things just for the sake of doing so.
But…
Today is a day in our history that I’m not sure any white American can fully grasp. Many think or even say, “Well, I know it’s significant, but…”
Harry T. Moore. Titusville, FL. Christmas Night, 1951
Mack Charles Parker. Poplarville, MS. 1959.
Clarence Triggs. Bogalusa, LA. 1966.
Cynthia Wesley. Birmingham, AL. 1963.
James Chaney. Philadelphia, MS. 1964.
Or maybe the more well known, Emmitt Till, who was murdered for the unpardonable sin of whistling (supposedly) at a white woman. Or Medgar Evers, assassinated by the cowardly Byron De La Beckwith, for the crime of registering African Americans to exercise their constitutional right to vote. This list represents a few of the more than 40 people, white and black, who were murdered for their role in attempting to bring equality to those who had been proclaimed equal a hundred years before.
Few, if any, white Americans understand the depth of despair experienced by those of our friends who strove for dignity during the abominable Jim Crow era of the south. I’m not talking about Ludacris, L’il Bow Wow or Don King. I’m talking about the African American male who said to himself, “I AM a man,” while those around him reviled him as a nigger or a brute. About men who had to stand by as white men could get away with murder in the same county where they themselves could be jailed or beaten for the most minor infraction. For women who had to endure all manner of harassment, including rape, just to satisfy the demonic carnality of the true beasts. For families who had to get food from the back of a restaurant instead of sitting inside it or drink from a water fountain that said “colored.”
If you are white and paid attention through election night, perhaps you read or heard Whoopi Goldberg say, “I feel like I can unpack my suitcase now,” and thought it was just liberal hyperbole. For many people it was not.
I do not fully understand it; I wish I could. Every president until now has been white, so their world experiences were close to mine. It was almost an expectation that we were going to have a white man as president for all times. Martin Luther King was prescient in saying that he believed a black man would become president as soon as 25 years, but definitely within forty, which is either this year or close to it.
So I congratulate soon to be president Barack Obama for the standard he now bears and hope that he is able to accomplish great things.
November 4, 2008
An election day prayer
Father,
On this important day for American society, I pray that we would not forget you. Your word says that you set up kings and you take down kings, so surely that includes our president, whether it be Barack Obama or John McCain.
Father, I pray that we would not forget your kingdom. In a day when fervent patriotism and divided politics carry most every conversation, help your children to remember that we have been called to a higher allegiance and that what happens in America does not equate to what happens in your kingdom. Forgive those of us in the United States that have convinced ourselves that your eternal plans ride on decisions that we make, forgetting that your kingdom was expanding centuries before 1776 and will continue eternally after the last copy of our constitution has disintegrated.
I ask that you would forgive us for making political preferences a basis for fellowship. If you can break down the walls between Jew and Gentile, can we not imagine that you have done so between Democrats and Republicans? Many of us know people who, if they don’t outright despise people who hold to different politics, find it extremely difficult to carry on conversations that don’t degenerate into political wrangling. May we never forget that Jesus set the pattern for us by choosing among his disciples one zealot, whose goal was to extricate Israel from Roman domination, and one tax collector, whose job was in league with the oppressors. Let us love, love all and love well.
Please forgive us for putting our hope in a political party or a president, when our hope should ever and only be in you.
Father I pray for Barack Obama, a man who seems to have no conscience toward the unborn. In his very stance on the abortion issue he betrays himself as a man not of your word, regardless of his claims of salvation. If elected, I pray that he would humble himself under your mighty hand and that you would use him, turning his heart wherever you will.
Father I pray for John McCain, a man who seems to be running on a platform he doesn’t completely believe. I do not believe that he understands the complexities facing our nation and have no hope that he would pick anyone other than “good old boys” to be around him if elected. He has no plan to stop the slaughter of the innocents. If elected, I pray that he would humble himself under your mighty hand and that you would use him, turning his heart wherever you will.
Father, I pray for the mostly unknown others who are on ballots for president across America. It is my earnest prayer that, beginning in this election and at all levels, we would begin to see the end of the two party dominant system that has polarized this country. Allow third, fourth, fifth party candidates and independents to be elected to force more reasonable and workable solutions to the problems we face.
I pray for the salvation of those who are in congress or who will be going there after this election. Place someone around them with the message of the gospel that they might come to know you and govern with wisdom.
Above all, that we your people might demonstrate the righteousness that we have received from you in every conversation we engage. The kingdoms of this world are fallen and corrupt; help us to promote the one, eternal King and the plan that he has instituted.
I ask this in the mighty name of Jesus Christ, your son.
Amen.
November 3, 2008
If Obama wins, then Republicans have only themselves to blame
I have a good friend who simply cannot believe that any clear thinking American would vote for Barack Obama for president. In fact, he issued a challenge for someone–anyone–to give him a convincing reason to vote for the Illinois senator. Few took him up on the offer.
I first called this election for Obama well before the primaries were over. Not because I planned to vote for him, not because I think he’d make the best president, not because I shuddered at the thought of another Clinton in the White House, but because seemed obvious to me he would win it in a walk. Here are the reasons in no particular order:
1. Because of the last two elections. Those residents of America that call themselves liberal have been steamed in the last two presidential elections since they feel they have been ripped off. Bush’s 2000 win over Gore through the electoral college (via the Supreme Court) and the Swift Boating of John Kerry (with proclaimed voting irregularities all over the place) have motivated them to get out the vote even if some of those voters are dead or sharing a ballot. Supposedly 105% of the population of Indiana (correction: Indianapolis) have now registered to vote. What happens if a state has more people vote than are on the registered voter list? Can they withhold their electors? Who knows, but it is obvious that far left liberals really do not care as long as Obama is in the White House.
2. Because of George W. Bush. Any Republican nominee was to be running against two opponents-the Democratic nominee and the immensely unpopular sitting president. Only if McCain (or Romney, Huckabee or whoever) had immediately drawn a stark line of distinction between himself and Bush would they have had a good chance. McCain’s late effort to do so only gives the appearance of desperation. In fact, one of the primary reasons that Democrats are on the verge of a filibuster proof majority in the senate and gaining as many as 30 seats in the house is because Republicans have not stood down the president at more turns.
The recent Wall Street cave in bail out put front and center the problems of the current administration. The over-simplified “It’s a big solution ’cause its a big problem” kind of talk from the president reflected badly on McCain if for no other reason because he’s a Republican. He chose to support the almost universally loathed bailout plan, rather than strongly oppose it and thus appeared as socialistic as Obama. To show true leadership and ingenuity, McCain should have been critical of the rush to judgment. Instead, he proposed a delayed “solution” that was easily and quickly dismissed.
3. Because he is black. Barack Obama is appealing to the African American community because he is perceived as one of them, even though he is of mixed heritage. It’s the same reason that McCain would be appealing to veterans or Romney to Mormons or Clinton (either one) to women. There is a strong identification factor because of his race. But, for the Democrats, it goes deeper.
During the primaries, the only diversity at all was on the Democratic side. There was an African American and a woman included in the running. The Republican ticket was white bread America (please people, Alan Keyes just does not count). McCain and Paul, the “old white guys,” Huckabee the “funny white guy,” Romney the “white rich guy,” Thompson the “white actor guy,” etc. Republicans don’t appeal to minorities because the Republican party is primarily about lip service. Did anybody see the crowd shots at the RNC? It looked like a snow storm. We have millions of immigrants who come to this country (legally) for the opportunities that the free market system affords them and Republicans, the party of opportunity, can’t even lock up that vote?
4. Because of big business interests. For better or for worse, Republicans are seen as business friendly to the extreme. They like to think of their party and the one that is good for business and that helps business to flourish thereby allowing the rising of all boats in society. This is well and good, but it does nothing if it isn’t communicated to and understood by Americans and it actually is harmful when you have a few companies reaping record breaking profits (Exxon Mobil, Shell, Chevron Texaco) from Americans who are given little real choice (we’ve got to drive gas vehicles since there are so few viable alternatives).
Republicans have done a terrible job of demonstrating how the growth of business drives the growth of the economy and have allowed their party to be pigeon holed as the one that only cares about creating wealth for the already wealthy. Even the founding fathers warned about the centralization of wealth in the hands of a few because of the corrupting nature of it.
5. Because he’s a socialist. The difference between Obama and the Republicans is that he is open about his socialistic beliefs while they are still in the closet. Socialism is not simply a belief in the redistribution of wealth; it is the belief that the vague entity known as “the government” knows better how to run the people’s lives than the people do including how they should use their money. Socialism puts the interest of the structure above the interest of the citizens. By this measure Republicans (at least the ones in DC) are as socialist as any Democrat, including Barack Obama. Our sitting president has expanded government to the point that true Republicans are repulsed by it, while he pushed for a growing amount of executive power to the point that constitutionalists are repulsed by it. It seems obvious that Republicans are very content with big government as long as they are in control of expanding it. They now are surprised by the embracing of it by the average American? They have fomented the mindset and now will live with the consequences and potentially without the power to do anything about it.
So, if Senator Obama becomes President-elect Obama sometime tomorrow evening, and the Republicans begin to whine about ACORN, the media, campaign finance reform and all the other post-Halloween ghouls, just remember: they have only themselves to blame.
September 25, 2008
My Problem with Johnack ObamcCain
As the election rolls closer and the campaigns of the two major party nominees grow more intense, I grow less and less convinced that either Barack Obama or John McCain can do the job of President of the United States. While the standard evangelical position seems to indicate the those right with God must support the McCain/Palin ticket because it is pro-life and pro-gun, those radicals over on the left are supporting the Obama/Biden ticket for issues of education and peace along with a healthy dose of government programming.
It strikes me as odd that so few remember McCain’s assertion during the Republican debates that we are not in a recession (contra Ron Paul) a mere days before it was announced as a real possibility by the Fed. That McCain is out of touch with the average person is obvious since virtually all mega rich people are. Not to let the millionaire on the Democratic side off the hook, Obama makes a fair living himself (Joe Biden seems closer to “real life” than one might guess).
As the sinkholes grew bigger and bigger on Wall Street and the Federal Reserve Scam Bank leaped into action, it became obvious that the current administration had and has no clue what to do. Following the President’s speech last night, we now know the solution to all our problems: socialism. Apparently the fall of communism did not teach us a thing.
During the Republican Primaries, John McCain was heard and seen on more than one occasion laughing at Texas Representative Ron Paul when he would warn that America could not live on borrowed money forever for any reason, whether to fund social programs or empire building. The strongly pro-life, Christian OB/GYN was written off by many republicans as “unelectable,” while others assured that “Ron Paul is the only one who can beat Barack Obama when it reaches a two man race.” McCain’s solution to the current crisis is to create yet another government agency (very, very Bushish thinking, John) which he has dubbed the MFI, while Obama’s preferred solution is to attack McCain. It’s hard to watch these two recent interviews on CNN without wondering if most Republicans don’t with they could have a “do over.”
On American Morning:
On CNN Sunday Talk:
As for me, I cannot vote for either Obama or McCain. Don’t know what I’m going to do for sure yet, but it looks like either third party or write-in in 2008.