So my daughter says to me, “I’ve been thinking of this TV show for kids. It’s going to be about water and its various stages: vapor, liquid and solid. It’s going to be called, ‘So You Think You Condense?'”
Rimshot.
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My son does scarily good impressions of Frank Caliendo’s impressions, especially Terry Bradshaw and Al Pacino.
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A 70+ year old man in our church has been after me to preach a series on sex. He’s convinced that it will be interesting to unchurched people (or so he says). So, in August I’m preaching a series called, “Your Best Sex Now.”
Sonya is scared to death…
(To avoid any “YouTube moments” I’ll probably just use a complete manuscript each week. Yeah, that’ll be best…)
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Michael Vick makes news again. Besides reporting for jail early, he’s setting aside $928,073 to care for 54 pit bulls involved in his dog fighting operation, Bad Newz Kennels. My smart as a fifth grader education tells me that is $17,186.53 per critter. Dang. They’ll be living the life of Trouble Helmsley–for a while at least.
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Oh, to live in Sudan where it is perfectly okay to have genocide but, God forbid, you’d better not let your school kids name a teddy bear Muhammad.
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I’ve been to see Enchanted. Twice. It’s a smart movie–not hilarious, but pretty funny and with a couple of really unexpected thought provoking moments. If Amy Adams does not win an Oscar, close the stinkin’ Academy.
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Shalom.
If I were Sonya, I’d be scared to death too… :)
Comment by Art Rogers — December 3, 2007 @ 4:05 pm