Courtesy of George G. Hunter.
God does not know:
How many holy orders there are in the Roman Catholic Church.
Who’s running the Southern Baptist Convention.
What the Presbyterians are thinking.
What the Methodists are doing.
What the Pentecostals are saying.
He probably doesn’t like what is coming out of Pecan Manor either. :)
Comment by Kevin Bussey — September 20, 2007 @ 9:18 am
That made me laugh out loud! ;-)
Comment by Rick Boyne — September 20, 2007 @ 9:51 am
Kevin-
Pecan Manor or Kudzu Manor?
Rick-
When I heard him say it, my first thought was, “So that’s how non-SBCers view the SBC.”
So true, so true. He had another GREAT line about what heaven and hell are going to be like, but I can’t find it.
Comment by Marty Duren — September 20, 2007 @ 9:55 am
Hilarious!
Comment by Paul — September 20, 2007 @ 10:22 am
Marty,
That sounds like a great outline for a topical sermon. It ranks right up there with Maze Jackson’s sermon, “Four Things God Can’t Do”!!!
His divisions were things like: God can’t lie, God’s can’t love you any less, etc. . .
You are so funny!!!
Comment by Phil Wages — September 20, 2007 @ 12:42 pm
aaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahhaaaaaaa…
Comment by irreverend fox — September 20, 2007 @ 1:09 pm
Now that’s funny…I don’t care who you are!
Comment by David Phillips — September 21, 2007 @ 11:28 am
nothing like a little self-deprication before bed. Thanks Marty!
Comment by Joel — September 22, 2007 @ 1:55 am